Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Drake has all the answers
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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