oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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