Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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