South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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