Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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