theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Damn victory sex feels great
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize
