i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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