Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Actions speak louder than pants.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
