How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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