Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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