Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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