Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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