remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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