I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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