: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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