We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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