theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I stole a fireplace last night.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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