Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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