I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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