i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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