But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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