i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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