she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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