its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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