Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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