i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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