a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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