yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Randomize
