How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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