Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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