So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
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