Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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