week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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