Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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