I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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