ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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