Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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