She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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