Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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