Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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