I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
a search helicopter?!
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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