He uses pillows to masturbate.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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