Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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