dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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