I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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