Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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