I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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