I'm going to jail i love you
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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