I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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