therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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